Trees by Joyce Kilmer is famous for being one of the worst poems ever written. It inspired me to write bad poetry. Click here to join the Bad Poetry Challenge! Here is my first attempt.
"He's the Best Around"
God made a burrito so big
No thing could eat
Then God ate it like a fat pig
God is so neat!
No thing could eat
Then God ate it like a fat pig
God is so neat!
God made a burrito so spicey
No thing could taste
Then God tasted it like a ice tea
God is so crapulous!
No thing could taste
Then God tasted it like a ice tea
God is so crapulous!
God made a burrito so hot
No thing could touch
Then God touched it like a cold pot
God is so sclerotic!
No thing could touch
Then God touched it like a cold pot
God is so sclerotic!
God made a burrito so good
No thing could sufficiently compliment
No thing could sufficiently compliment
Then... God sufficiently complimented it!
God is so oxorious!
Sorry too authentically funny to be bad.....or at least the worst.
ReplyDeleteThank you! Haha, yeah, I had to know that when writing it.
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